sirpastydick:

hilarydank:

how am I supposed to eat this ass without my drink?!

image

remember to drink lots of water, because your insides are a swampy bog and a water shortage would affect the local frog population

lanadelreycist:

when youre leaving class and the teacher gives a last minute assignment

image

animeasuka:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

children wake up early because they still get excited about life

this is the saddest thing I’ve seen on here